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GOLDEN (50th) WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
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> A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very
> successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
>
> "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm
> running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you
> know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
>
> "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all
> together today."
>
> Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I
> just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time
> to shop for you."
>
> "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come.."
>
> Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm
> sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
> packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
>
> After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something
> your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we
> were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to
> college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each
> other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
>
> The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
>
> "Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."